Exercise Class Aficionado Mugs

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."