Exercise Aficionado Gifts

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"You see, it's pretty easy..."

Advanced pilates.

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Battery lifting weights

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Running machine with pothole.

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Hamster Gym

"It's jelly right now, but I've just started a full regimen of core exercises.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'I go to the gym to lose the weight, but it keeps finding me.'

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

'Sometimes I think it's called 'The Club' because they hit me over the head with body guilt.'

'Customs and Exercise.'

"What did I say about trying to do sit-ups?"

'Oh, you are into Yoga? Me too!'

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'If you aren't back in half an hour I'll phone Intensive Care.'

Slimming Club with wide door for new members.

'I'm up to 220 pounds and my feet hurt.' 'No gain, no pain!'

Training punt

'Sorry ladies, Aerobics is cancelled. I've done my hip trying a particularly tricky exercise.'