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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"You see, it's pretty easy..."

Advanced pilates.

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Running machine with pothole.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

"What did I say about trying to do sit-ups?"

'Sometimes I think it's called 'The Club' because they hit me over the head with body guilt.'

'Customs and Exercise.'

'If you aren't back in half an hour I'll phone Intensive Care.'

'Oh, you are into Yoga? Me too!'

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

Hamster Gym

"It's jelly right now, but I've just started a full regimen of core exercises.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'I go to the gym to lose the weight, but it keeps finding me.'

'Sorry ladies, Aerobics is cancelled. I've done my hip trying a particularly tricky exercise.'

Training punt

'You think this silly... my husband just sits on boards.'

'I'm up to 220 pounds and my feet hurt.' 'No gain, no pain!'

Slimming Club with wide door for new members.