Exercise Aficionados T-Shirts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Gym Paperboy.

Surrealist dogwalk

'You're doing it wrong!'

'No, no - he isn't chasing me - we're jogging!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."