Exercise Lovers T-Shirts

'Elizabeth, dangit, woman you are testing my patients.'

'Exercise without pain? But what would the point be?'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Powerful Love.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It's true: no more burpees."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."