Fitness Aficionado Gifts

They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

"You've been in child's pose for almost three weeks. Just checking everything's OK. . ."

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

I used to run out to fetch his newspaper. Now that he gets all of his news online, I get less exercise and gained ten pounds.

Your Weight And Date of Your Death

Old MacDonald's Fat Farm

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

"You're different to the other personal trainers I've used to whip me into shape."

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"

'Who really needs church anymore?'

'Oh come on!! We are only going for a walk around the block!'

"Why would He take someone so toned?"

Bench Press you!

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, meaner military...so suck in that gut, Private.'

'Put your shirt on Joe... people will think I married you for your money!'

"Iron Man Competition"

Step aerobics

Hill Walker on Running Machine

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'That's his personal trainer.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"