Fit Enthusiast Gifts

Jeans Styles

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Turn, turn and turn.

Be Healthy

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Leadership suits you

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."