Fit Enthusiast Gifts

Jeans Styles

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Leadership suits you

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Thank god I bought my layers."