Fitness Fanatic Gifts

"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

"No, it's not a typo."

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

"You've got the blood pressure of a teenager ? who lives on junk food, TV and the computer."

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

Good intentions last a month on average

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

How can we improve our health?

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.

'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

'Is it okay if we just eat the newspaper?'

'I started a serious workout program yesterday. So far I missed only one session.'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

Fitness Clinic.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"This aerobics CD skips."

'Sore back?'

'No sire, it's not a spelling mistake.'

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

Use it or lose it.