Fitness Enthusiast (ironically) Gifts

Obese and lazy man puts the pram on a treadmill.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The rock caricature

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Dog stretching before a walk.