Fitness Enthusiast (ironically) T-Shirts

Obese and lazy man puts the pram on a treadmill.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

Exercise now!