Fitness Enthusiast (aspiring) Gifts

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Turn, turn and turn.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Yearbook

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'