Fitness Enthusiasts Gifts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"There's no proof that anabolic steroids improve performance of accounting tasks."

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."

'. . . And touch those toes. . . isn't keeping fit fun? . . . Touch those toes. . .'

"You'll never get into shape if you keep nibbling between frenzies."

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

"My trouble is—by the time I get warmed up, I'm all pooped out."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

'Cellulite begone!'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

George's diet was a tad too successful.

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

Unwanted present.

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices."

Body Building

When Dad says... "Everybody ready for a workout?" he really means "Time to clean house!"

Athlete

"Excuse me. I'm a running watch, not a watch TV and eat junk food watch."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Hmm... I think I need to lose a bit of weight..!"

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"Gotta be an implant."