Fitness Fans Gifts

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

The Ten Resolutions

Slimming World

'They're jeans for people with the wrong type of genes.'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Exorcising.

I guarantee your appetite will be suppressed if you take one of these diet pills per day.

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

She's gone - you can stop holding it in.

"You're missing the point, Bob."

"May as well work the old six-pack while we're in here."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

The Woman Without a Core

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer