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Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

The Ten Resolutions

Slimming World

'They're jeans for people with the wrong type of genes.'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Exorcising.

I guarantee your appetite will be suppressed if you take one of these diet pills per day.

"You're missing the point, Bob."

"May as well work the old six-pack while we're in here."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

The Woman Without a Core

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"