Fun Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

Only Clowns

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Running

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Exercise now!