Fun Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

Only Clowns

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The rock caricature

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Exercise now!

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'