Ironic Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

If life is a journey, mine is on a treadmill.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'He's put on over two stone watching the Olympics...'

"My exercise routine is to change channels every time there's a an ad about junk food."

On the back of the t-shirt...

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Like it'll do any good.'

attorney at law

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

home fitness/fatness

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"