Fitness Fanatic Who Loves Irony Gifts

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Old Karate Master

Robber on treadmill

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

'Like it'll do any good.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

home fitness/fatness

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

His six pack must be all of six hundred-plus nowadays!

Prescription Diet

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

There's nothing like a good workout!