Fitness Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Check out my six pack.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.