Exercise Devotee Gifts

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."