Gym Devotee Gifts

And again

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

The Wonder Gym.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Exercise Bars

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).