Gym Aficionados Gifts

"May as well work the old six-pack while we're in here."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Exercising

Exercise now!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming