Gym Aficionados Gifts

"May as well work the old six-pack while we're in here."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercise now!

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Exercise Bars

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.