Gym Lovers Gifts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Muscular Santa

Gym Paperboy.

Active retirement home

Powerful Love.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Bench Press Accident

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."