Gym Culture Lover Gifts

"I ❤️ me"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Cheerleaders

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'