Devout Gym-goer Gifts

Jehovah's Fitness

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.