Devout Gym-goer Prints

Jehovah's Fitness

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts