Gym Goer With A Twist Gifts

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Designer Steroids."

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Treadmills for people who miss the city.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercise now!

Still Life With Nordic Track

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Keep Fit.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Robber on treadmill

How to go form fit to fat...

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.