Gym Goer Gifts

Gym Resolutions

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

Early Treadmills,

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Yoga for beginners,

Use it or lose it.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Working out.

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"You should try it I'm very happy with my personal trainer."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

'Relax. I'm the Trim Reaper. I'm here for hr flabby thighs and your spare tire.'

'So does this 'hip, bum and thighs diet' work?'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping lunch and jumping to conclusions won't help you tone up and lose weight.'

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

East bound, south bound, muscle bound.

"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."

'Checkmate!'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"I'll take 3 burgers, 4 bags of chips....to go? I have to get back to my workout."

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'