Gym-going Gifts

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."