Gym-going Gifts

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"