Gym Activities Gifts

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

The pieces are movable so the wall can be different every time Ah, "climb it, change."

Basketball Nerds.

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

Musical Pirates

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"OK, ready to go again?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."