Gym Workouts Gifts

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Gym Resolutions

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

The Seven Second Workout

'Let's try a slower speed.'

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

'I see the marching season's over for the year.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Before and After diet photos.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Gym Kids

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'Boss, come here quick!'

Olympic Torch Training

"Upper or lower body workout?"

Wreaths working out to look good in December.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'Just use your arms Miss Winthorpe. We've other machines for legs!'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Alright cowards, now put your peloton on a stairmaster and get into a lap pool!"

Fitness Gym. Trainer. Oof! How's the strength training going, Frank? I guess it's working -- This is the first time I've been strong enough to throw out my back!

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

To get a more intense workout, the spinning class at Gervmont Health Club worse hip waders the whole time.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).