Gyms Gifts

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

Kole's Gym: Free weights

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Hank decided that it's time to hit the Jim.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise now!