Gyms Gifts

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."

Gym. Hey! I only do ab crunches because that's all I'm able to do!

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

Kole's Gym: Free weights

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Hank decided that it's time to hit the Jim.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn