Gym Class Gifts

Fencing Lessons

Oops

"Miss, is this why they call it a try?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'