Gym Lesson Student Gifts

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"OK, ready to go again?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!