Gym Class Rebels Gifts

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Computer Class.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Guy in gym

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Fitness Course.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Fencing Lessons

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Bible Weights

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'