Yoga Rebels Gifts

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"It's improv night."

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Yoga for dogs

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Pilattes

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Dachshund Yoga

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"I miss real mountains."

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'