Yoga Rebels Gifts

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dummies Books.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"It's improv night."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Yoga for dogs

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Pilattes

Dachshund Yoga

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

"I miss real mountains."

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.

Cat Yoga.

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"I'd love to come to your Laughter Workshop, but it clashes with my Weeping Therapy."

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'