Workout Rebel Gifts

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Any time is cake o'clock

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A souped up car...

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Rugby Player

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's improv night."

Dieting is for losers.

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."

Diet Enforcer