Running Rebel Gifts

Finish line.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Don't be a fool!!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'...But Roger was a stupid and arrogant athlete who ignored warnings to stretch out properly before every race.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Daily Routine

A souped up car...

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Rugby Player

"It's improv night."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Driverless Car

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

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