Running Rebels Gifts

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Ready for a run!

Daily Routine

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Pubertry

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."