Rebel Runner Gifts

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Security is lax on this side."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

RETIREMENT VOWS

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Michael Schumacher

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.