Rebel Riders Gifts

No Parking in Firelane.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Shred the plank."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Hell's Schlegel

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Zero gravity ahead.

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Bike Lane

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'Never was a team player.'

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Michael Schumacher

Finish line.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.