Riding Style Rebel Gifts

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

A souped up car...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Working at Home Half Day

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I love meetings"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

Underwear boy at 80

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

Hipster Yard

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."