Ride Rebel Gifts

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Unrest Area.

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Bike Lane

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Great party - thanks.

Michael Schumacher

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

Bassoonist cherub.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.