Rally Rebel Gifts

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Blues artis's daily list

Unrest Area.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

Rugby Player

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Levon Helm

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Driverless Car

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Bike Lane

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"He shows enormous potential."

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Great party - thanks.

Michael Schumacher

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Bassoonist cherub.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'