Rally Rebel T-Shirts

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Blues artis's daily list

Unrest Area.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

Rugby Player

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Levon Helm

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"He shows enormous potential."

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Great party - thanks.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Bassoonist cherub.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"