Road Rebel T-Shirts

"If your mother asks, we crossed at the corner."

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

Driverless Car

'It's hard to drive the speed limit.'

Lorry driver approaching tunnel with blockade reading 'loophole closed'.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.

'Hey - great doctor told me to give up boozing.'

'Speed Limit 65' 'Age Limit 85'.

Road Closed

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Angry driver

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bike Lane

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Unrest Area.

A souped up car...

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"Wild Blueberries"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Cluster Catastrophe

Bassoonist cherub.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

A madness of motorists