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"Wild Blueberries"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Unrest Area.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Zero gravity ahead.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Bike Lane

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"He shows enormous potential."

Cluster Catastrophe

Michael Schumacher

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Angry driver

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

A madness of motorists

No Parking in Firelane.

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.