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Antisocial Behavior

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Wild Blueberries"

Bike Lane

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"He shows enormous potential."

Michael Schumacher

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Finish line.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'