Bike Rebel T-Shirts

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Unrest Area.

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Wild Blueberries"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Michael Schumacher

Chess bowling.

Trike lowrider

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

No Parking in Firelane.

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Angry driver

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"