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Great party - thanks.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Blues artis's daily list

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Joe Henry

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Spaghetti Rave"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The new rain dance.

Dance Dance Dance.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Nick Cave.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Let's rock!'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Kurt Cobain

Cowpunk

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Levon Helm

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."