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'We found a stash of Echoes and some Lima Sierra Delta.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Cybergoth.

Beware of Dawg.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

The Grim Rapper

'My resume,...in rap form!'

The new rain dance.

Dance Dance Dance.

Club DJ.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Bling Crosby.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

At the CD shop.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Crunk